RP Characters Do It For the Vine Pt. 6 by DuskSpiral, literature
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RP Characters Do It For the Vine Pt. 6
Gilgamesh Does Infomercials
~fgo-gilgameshplz (https://www.deviantart.com/fgo-gilgameshplz): -Back pain, chest pain, heartburn. If you answer yes-
:iconp5-ryuji2plz:: (scoffs at the infomercial and rises out of the chair) (Gilgamesh: OR NO- MONGREL-) :iconp5-ryuji6plz:: (flinches and slowly sits back down) (Gilgamesh: TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS-)
Like Mother, Like Daughter
:iconcf-kokonoeplz:: Man, what the fuck?
:icontag-nineplz:: We do not use those types of motherfucking words in this goddamn household.
:iconcf-kokonoeplz:: (sarcastic) I wonder who I got it from.
Akechi On a Bad Day
:iconp5-sae2plz:: Detective, this is a crime scene.
:iconp5-goro8plz:: (carrying pancake m
RP Short: Mother's Day With Raikou by DuskSpiral, literature
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RP Short: Mother's Day With Raikou
Raikou's Home: 3:28 PM
The buxom Berserker opened the door to her home with a relieved sigh.
~fgo-raikouplz (https://www.deviantart.com/fgo-raikouplz): What a lovely day. I hope that Goro didn't wait for me too long.
?: Mom? Was that you?
The woman's ears perked up to her beautiful son's voice.
:iconfgo-raikouplz:: I'm home, Goro. Did you miss me?
?: A little bit. But I knew that you would come home. I got something in the kitchen that I would really love to show you.
Raikou's interest was piqued as she walked into the kitchen. When she got there, her heart was overcome with joy when she saw Goro standing there with a small feast for the both of them. Judging from the band
Luna walks into a shed, sighing upon seeing Geo's sleeping form.
~SF-luna2plz (https://www.deviantart.com/sf-luna2plz): For God's sake, Geo. You're gonna catch a cold out here, and I'll have to take care of you, and make you soup, and clean your stupid blanket--
Geo snorts himself awake.
:iconsf-lunaplz:: Heeeeey, buddy! Wanna get up off the stupid ground and come inside?
:icongeo16-plz:: (groans) Hi, Luna. Did I fall asleep fixing literally everything I can get my hands on again?
:iconsf-lunaplz:: Sudden thought, Geo: What if you DIDN'T pick up trash around the neighborhood and DIDN'T try to fix said trash?
Noel sits in the corner, glowering at Luna.
Byakuya, Kusuo and
RP Parody: Ragna's Last Will and Testament by DuskSpiral, literature
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RP Parody: Ragna's Last Will and Testament
Ragna's Mansion: 9:12 AM
It was a somber night at the mansion, for Ragna, due to reasons unknown, has passed away. His friends and family have gathered in the main hall to hear his last will and testament, which will be read by Geo.
~Geo4-plz (https://www.deviantart.com/geo4-plz): As the executor of Mr. Bloodedge's estate, I have been empowered to read Mr. Bloodedge's last will and testament.
Velvet, one of Ragna's close friends and a known pothead, sat on the far end of the table, smoking a joint that is long as her forearm.
:icontob-velvetplz:: (blows smoke) Well, get on with it. the dispensary opens soon.
On the other side, Jin, Ragna's younger brother, bawls his eye
RP Short: Religious People Starting Sh*t by DuskSpiral, literature
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RP Short: Religious People Starting Sh*t
In a small plaza, many people were either walking around or standing, talking with each other. It was a pleasant, carefree feeling that would surely last forever. Unfortunately, a young man wearing a priest's outfit walked up and cleared his throat, gaining everyone's attention.
~fgo-amakusa4plz (https://www.deviantart.com/fgo-amakusa4plz): All of you are going to Hell.
Everyone stared at the man in confusion.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Did he really just say that?
The priest began pointing at random people.
:iconfgo-amakusa4plz:: (points to Ryuji) You right there, Hell. (points to to Solo) You, Hell. (points to Kanji) You, Hell. Yeah, I said it.
:iconp5-ryuji2plz:: Who are y
RP Short: I'm On a Horse by DuskSpiral, literature
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RP Short: I'm On a Horse
Hachiman's House, 12:15 PM
Hachiman and Kusuo sat in the living room.
~hikigayaplz (https://www.deviantart.com/hikigayaplz): Alright, thank you for coming her for my huge announcement. Basically, since I have been here for one year... I'm on a horse.
Kusuo stared at Hachiman, who was now dressed in street gear.
(Skip to 0:15)
:iconhikigayaplz:: Yeah
I'm on a horse, mother******
Take a look at me!
F*** a car, I'm on a horse
Do-re-f***ing-mi
I'll f*** a horse
:icondlosk-kusuo3plz:: Uh, that's bestiality-
:iconhikigaya7plz:: (punches Kusuo) Shut up, bitch
I don't care
I just want my horse orgy
More staring ensued between the young men.
Later, Hachiman busted into Geo's be
RP OTP: Goro x Velvet - Murder of Crows by DuskSpiral, literature
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RP OTP: Goro x Velvet - Murder of Crows
Velvet and Goro sat on a bench at a park.
~tob-velvetplz (https://www.deviantart.com/tob-velvetplz): Do you know Kuroko?
:iconp5-goroplz:: I try to pretend not to. What about her?
:icontob-velvetplz:: She's always flirting with me for some reason. I keep telling her I'm not interested, but she doesn't seem to listen.
:iconp5-goroplz:: Have you thought of stabbing her?
:icontob-velvet4plz:: (shocked) What? Why would you suggest that?
:iconp5-goro6plz:: (chuckles) Nobody needs to know.
:icontob-velvetplz:: Lucy will know.
:iconp5-goro4plz:: ... :iconp5-goro3plz:: Yeah, I guess that wouldn't work.
:iconbb-ragna2plz:: So, about this guy you're seeing-
:icontob-velvetplz:: Y
RP Short: The Crow Flies Again by DuskSpiral, literature
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RP Short: The Crow Flies Again
Goro sits alone at a table in a coffee shop, hearing all the jeering whispers around him.
Speaker 1: That's him, huh? The one responsible for the mental shutdowns two years ago.
Speaker 2: Can't believe he only got a year in the joint. They should have hung his sorry ass when they had the chance.
Speaker 3: My son was involved in the train accident. How dare they let him walk freely like he's done nothing wrong.
Goro sighed as he drank from his coffee... which had a generous wad of spit sitting in the middle, provided from the server.
???: Well, don't we look like shit.
Goro looked up see Velvet walking towards him.
~p5-goro3plz (https://www.deviantart.com/p5-goro3plz):